Seriously, about the title, I think the festive spirit is slowly working it's way back into most of the fellow deviantARTISTS in my 'Friends' list, even though I've never met about ninety-nine percent of them in the real world!

I've had like, a million people around my house recently, and not one of them can complete 'Raining Blood' on 'Guitar Hero 3' for me! I hate that song, and my mum doesn't really help, she sits in the corner making a noise like a horse with indigestion. I mean constantly, and she has to do it when I'm just about surviving, so I fail. Then she'll laugh ad call the song 'Raining Skittles'. Fuck me. If anyone wants to come round and do it for me, ask!

All of my Chistmas presents are sorted, and my art trade with 'EgyptianTrinity' is still on track, just a little bit more editing and I'll be happy with the final product. I can't wait for Christmas this year, it's like I can't even remember the last eleven months! Maybe I was in a coma or something... How about a competition, if you can tell me what I did last week, I'll give you a prize, the race is on to read my mind!

I recently had to go for an assesment to achieve my next grade in karate, my black tip on my belt. Now, I know this is going to kill Mark but... I PASSED! Woo-hoo! That means that not this Sunday, but the one after, I will have to go to a grading. If I pass that, I get an extra bit of tape on my belt.

The sensei I train with came up to me at the end and was spitting, he wasn't happy with me, I didn't actually have a clue why! I had got through the pain barrier by singing pretty much all the 'Coldplay' songs I knew, and yet, he moaned at me for "Not having low enough stances...".

Let me say this now before I explode with rage, I have a bad ankle, on that night, my thigh was playing up too. How the fuck am I meant to go low in stance if I am in agony down my right hand side? All the teachers there treat me like an adult because I'm tall and can get into 'Saw 6', but I don't want to fell old, I've got to enjoy my youth! Oh well, at least I'm half way towards my belt, thanks Chris Martin!